Who's Hungry?

Spawn, Prawn, and I were riding in the car a few days ago.  It was kind of chilly out (snot weather!), and Spawn's nose was kind of runny.  He probably had a cold, too, since that seems to be a theme of preschool.  Anyway, I called him out on it...

Me: hey, whatcha doing back there?

Spawn: I'm just picking my nose.  Sometimes when I'm riding in the car I get hungry, and I need a little snack.  So I pick my boogers and eat them. 

Me: (gagging) um, you know, we could always just have a snack when we get home.  We're actually in the driveway right now, so we can go inside and eat some actual food right now.

Spawn: No, that's okay Mom.  I'm all right.  I'm full now.  I don't need anything else to eat.

I might vomit.