Me: "Your brother really looks like you."
Spawn: "My brother really looks like dog food."
What has my DNA done?
Sunday, June 23, 2013
My brother looks like...
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Tiny Babies
Spawn: "Mom, were you tiny when you were a baby?"
Me: "yes, I was a very tiny baby, and so was Dad. We were much smaller than you or your brother."
Spawn: "you must have been twins!"
Me: "um, not quite..."
Special nail clipper project
We just found the nail clippers that have been missing for a week. They were in Spawn's "special cabinet" (his bedside table, where he keeps many treasures).
"Mom, I just need these nail clippers for my very special project.
It has long, sharp nails, it doesn't need a name, and it's not a boy."
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Drawings
Spawn asked me to draw him a map of our house...
Me: there, how's that?
Spawn: Mom, you shouldn't really draw.
Friday, November 9, 2012
In case of bedtime emergencies...
Tonight, as Spawn was going to bed:
Me: goodnight Spawn, I love you. It's time for you to rest.
Spawn: goodnight Mom. I love you. Sleep well. And remember to call 9-1-1 if you have an emergency.
Me: goodnight Spawn, I love you. It's time for you to rest.
Spawn: goodnight Mom. I love you. Sleep well. And remember to call 9-1-1 if you have an emergency.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Jerk or Treat!
It's Halloween, so I thought I'd see if Spawn had learned any good trick-or-treating jokes at school...
me: Hey, do you know any jokes?
him: [spits]
me: I don't think anyone is going to give you candy for that. Maybe you should just say "trick or treat!"
him: jerk or treat!
me: I'm pretty sure you won't get much candy for saying that either. Maybe you could learn a joke.
him: or I could do this [spits again, then makes vomiting sound].
me: how about this joke: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
him: ghost bananas? ghost marshmallows?
me: those aren't real things. Marshmallows aren't even a fruit... A ghost's favorite fruit is boo-berries! Now you try. Ask me what a ghost's favorite fruit is...
him: Junk or treat! Ghosts like blueberries and marshmallows! Got it!
me: Hey, do you know any jokes?
him: [spits]
me: I don't think anyone is going to give you candy for that. Maybe you should just say "trick or treat!"
him: jerk or treat!
me: I'm pretty sure you won't get much candy for saying that either. Maybe you could learn a joke.
him: or I could do this [spits again, then makes vomiting sound].
me: how about this joke: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
him: ghost bananas? ghost marshmallows?
me: those aren't real things. Marshmallows aren't even a fruit... A ghost's favorite fruit is boo-berries! Now you try. Ask me what a ghost's favorite fruit is...
him: Junk or treat! Ghosts like blueberries and marshmallows! Got it!
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
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