Drawings

Spawn asked me to draw him a map of our house...

Me: there, how's that?
Spawn: Mom, you shouldn't really draw.

In case of bedtime emergencies...

Tonight, as Spawn was going to bed:

Me: goodnight Spawn, I love you.  It's time for you to rest.
Spawn: goodnight Mom.  I love you.  Sleep well.  And remember to call 9-1-1 if you have an emergency.